so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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