Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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