sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
no you cant smoke seaweed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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