I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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