You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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