But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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