absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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