You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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