Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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