Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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