We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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