he shaved USA in his pubs
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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