Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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