dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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