In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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