Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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