No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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