They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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