She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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