I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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