We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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