remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
