big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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