Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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