But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
