Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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