It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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