is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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