I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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