Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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