Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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