K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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