this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
