You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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