question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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