Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
is that a dick in a sweater?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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