i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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