Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My pussy is not your playground.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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