i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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