got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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