So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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