i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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