it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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