Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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