i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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