and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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