just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
