he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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