Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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