Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
too bad you live with your parents still
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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