My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
