this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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