This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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