We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just found puke in my bra..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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