other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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