My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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