so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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